I hate this song. Ever since I first heard it back in the Fall of 2005 on the one who got away’s Xanga, i’ve grown to detest this little ditty. Fuck feelings, fuck love, fuck even trying. At the end of the day? You’re never going to mean a thing to her like that douchebag did when she decided to dedicate this song to him on her online journal. Every time I hear this come on the loud speaker at work, I cringe and am immediately transported back to nearly 10 years ago. Has it seriously been that long already? Why do I hate this song so much? Simple, the lyrics are everything that I felt for her, everything I wanted to say to her. There was one night where I really thought I was super close to winning her over and I heard this song and just thought ‘this is a sign’ but in a week, any chance or hope of that was all fucking wiped away. This song is a curse and I have to be reminded about every day when this stupid tune comes on.
Coming Soon: Memoirs from the Friend Zone
Think you’ve been in the friend zone? Wait til you hear about the things I STILL go through today,
Thoughts of a Genius
Girl Scouts? I dunno. I think it’s kind of dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.
Dwight K. Schrute (via carterficial)